She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I smell like Dick and happiness
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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