they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I believe in your delicious
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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