I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i was born a porn star she said
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Drunk is a universal language darling
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