he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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