covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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