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So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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