No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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