I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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