I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My vagina just clenched in fear
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