So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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