Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
i think i have herpe
just one?
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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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