Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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