this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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