I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
