Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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