dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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