my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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