What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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