after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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who is this
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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