That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Damn victory sex feels great
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