? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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