fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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