this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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