forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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