Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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