Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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