If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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