Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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