her vagine was all disorganized.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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