It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
