Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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