I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
do herpes really smell.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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