she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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