no, he came in my armpit
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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