i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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