i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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