if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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