I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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