the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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