I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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