her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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