mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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