Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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