..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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