when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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