His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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