VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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