Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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