question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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