would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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