If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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