How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Randomize
