He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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