We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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